Tiger leader aspirants know Tamils easy bait for a ride

On the heels of the arrest of Selvarasa Pathmanathan alias KP, the self-proclaimed leader of the entire Tiger smuggler empire, much vacuum has been created. The most gaping emptiness is the political leadership of the Tigers call it LTTE for its adherence to political liberation of the terrorist kind.

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On the heels of the arrest of Selvarasa Pathmanathan alias KP, the self-proclaimed leader of the entire Tiger smuggler empire, much vacuum has been created. The most gaping emptiness is the political leadership of the Tigers call it LTTE for its adherence to political liberation of the terrorist kind.

There are up to now, no claimers for it. That is if one could overlook the guy from Toronto, Canada called David Poopalapillai. Along with his team of screaming undergraduate Tamil Diaspora girls mostly from the Waterloo University, this guy has been eyeing the Tiger leadership for some years knowing well that the days of Prabhakaran were numbered.

Here comes the opportunity for David Poopalapillai. Those who are familiar with Sam Panth, the Tamil version of James Bond and also known as Sam Panthan alias Sampanthan late Prabhakaran’s chief ape of the Wanni Organ Orchestra had better be informed he is looking for a James Bond to rescue KP from the clutches of President Mahinda Rajapaksa. It is reported that the Girls of Waterloo met last night soon after marking their presence in front of the New Zealand High Commission in Canada saying no cricket for Sri Lanka with the Kiwis, and demanded David Poopalapillai to head the KP rescue mission.

Elated at this preposition, Poopalapillai has contacted the Lamb of God turncoat ex-Catholic and current-Anglican priest Father Francis Xavier no relative of the priest of antiquity of the same name. He wants to know how he could use a sling the way David the Psalmist killed Goliath according to the Bible just with a sling shot. For Poopalapillai anything for publicity that will help him to have any number of young ladies around him, he is game for it.

But he must take great care. The Sri Lankan Security Services are so efficient, Poopalapillai could be taken anywhere in Canada and flown to Colombo even before he could reach his mobile telephone. Just last night he was so shaken up by the arrest of KP that while having coffee and croissant at Tim Horton’s with some of his female Tiger disciples, he fled to the washroom when a police vehicle pulled up in the drive-in.

But Poopalapillai is not the only guy who wants to take over the unexpended – that is on Markham Mansions – billions of LTTE funds scattered in many parts of the world. There is an ex-Lanka Puwath chap called Catholic Thirichelvam who for a short time served on Toronto’s CMR media as political adviser preaching the gospel of the LTTE. His services were dispensed with because Poopalapillai conspired with the Girls of Waterloo and had him thrown out. Now this chap wants to inherit the LTTE millions as well.

Fortunately for the Tamils and Sri Lanka there are many such from Kannan to Kanthappu who eye the Tiger treasure chest and soon each one will go for the other. In fact this drama is already in full force and it is said even Rajaratnam formerly of the Tamil Eelam Society is a candidate.

But then comes a voice from the United Kingdom. If Sonia Gandhi could lead the Congress Party why cannot I? So says Adele Balasingam the Torture-in-Chief of the LTTE’s women camps in Jaffna during the years gone by! However, there is another mystery unfolding also in Canada. TNA MP Eelvendhan is in Canada. He has already seen lawyers seeking refuge in Canada.

Has he plans to be the new KP overseas?

Everything about the LTTE is becoming curiouser and curiouser! As it always has been and for them, it is anything but politics and raising funds is all that matters. They have found the Tamil community could be easily taken for a ride, even now.

(Sri Lanka Watch)